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[snoring]
[clock ringing]

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[upbeat music]

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[cheerful music]

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Hello there.

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If you're waiting for something
exciting to happen, forget it.

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This is an eleven
and a half minute cartoon

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and I'm gonna take
an eleven and a half minute nap.

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Oh, and Odie's not here.

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He's visiting
Jon's brother out at the farm.

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[yawning]

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And Jon's at work,
so nothing can bother me.

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[snoring]

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[Jon] Garfield!

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Wait 'til you see what I've got here!

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I don't know what it is,
but I'll bet it's a storyline.

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I brought you a new friend.

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You can use the company
while Odie is at Doc Boy's farm.

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Jon thinks I'm missing this...

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[slurp]

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And this...

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And this...

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My editor is out of town,
he's letting me take care of...

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Ta-dah!

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His parrot, Paxton!

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Aren't you excited, Garfield?

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Paxton talks.

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Go ahead, Paxton, say something.

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Ah! You call this is a house?

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It looks like it was built
to store fertilizer.

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[forced laugher]

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And this furniture,
if you want to get rid of it,

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you'll have to have it reupholstered
before the dump will accept it.

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My editor left the country
and didn't take Paxton along.

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I can see why.

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Well, I'll let you guys
get to know each other.

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I have work to do.

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So, Garfield,

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what do you do all day?

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A lot of this.

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[snoring]

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At first, I didn't know that was a cat.

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I thought it was a hairy basketball.

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Yes, I'm taking care
of my boss's parrot, Doc Boy.

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How's Odie?

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[happy barking]

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As you can hear, he's doing great.

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So what's this parrot like?

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Well, he's kind of funny
in his own, odd way.

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He's probably spreading joy
all over the neighborhood.

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[intriguing music]

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Did you know that 62.3% of all mail

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contains bad news.

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No, I didn't know.

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I've been delivering mail for 37 years.

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Well, don't worry.

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You won't have that job much longer.

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E-mail is already making you obsolete.

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It is?

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I'll bring Odie home later today.

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[mooing]

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Okay, I gotta go.

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I think my mail's here.

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See you later, Doc Boy.

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[hangs up]

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-[phone ringing]
-Hello?

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[yelling] Don't call me Doc Boy!

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[mooing]

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[hangs up]

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What was I going to do next?

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Oh, right! The mail.

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[Herman sobbing]

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Herman, what's wrong?

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Here's your mail, Mr. Arbuckle.

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I'm sorry, 62.3% of it is bad news.

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But don't worry,
I won't have this job much longer.

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I'm obsolete...

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-[sobbing]
-[sad saxophone]

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[crying sounds]

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Did you hear something?

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If I didn't know better,
I'd think it sounds like mice crying.

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Have you seen what they're putting
in cheese, these days?

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Plus, they're building better mousetraps.

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I'm just saying--

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-[Garfield groans]
-And remember:

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even though Garfield won't eat you,

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there are plenty of cats
out there who will.

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Paxton,

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why do you always look
at the bad side of everything?

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Why? Why? Come on.

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I'll show you why.

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Watch this.

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Good afternoon.

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It's 4:00 and I'm Sylvia Tubaplayer
with the 6:00 News.

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Our top headlines:

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Today, in the world, this happened.

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[gasp]

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And in another part of the world,

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this happened!

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[terrified gasp]

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And in several other parts of the world,

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this happened...

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[Garfield and Jon scream]

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Meanwhile, in the stock market...

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[voice breaking] Just trust me,
you don't want to know.

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[Garfield and Jon sobbing]

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That's so depressing.

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I'll call Liz and see
what she recommends.

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Haven't you ever had fun?

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Haven't you ever laughed?

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Well, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to make you laugh!

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Music, maestro!

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[circus music]

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[fly buzzing]

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[soft music]

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[panting] So? Wasn't I hilarious?

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Laugh?

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I thought I'd never start.

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Leave comedy to the pros

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and stick to what you do best.

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You are about to become an ex-parrot!

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Liz suggests we take him to Dr. Whipple.

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You're not taking me to any doctor.

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[dramatic music]

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[Jon] Wait! Come back!

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Good riddance,
having him around was too depressing.

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Oh, if I lose my boss's parrot,
he'll fire me.

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That's even more depressing.

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[lively music]

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Search the neighborhood.
I'll go this way, you go that way!

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[Herman sobbing]

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We just need to follow
the trail of depressed people.

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[Eddie crying]

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Oh, it's awful.

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A parrot told me that, I, Eddie Gourmand,

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with a capital G,

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the world must famous food critic,
is grossly overweight.

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Maybe a few pounds?

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[sobbing] It's awful!

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A parrot just told me
that I'm putting on so much weight,

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I'm starting to look like Eddie Gourmand,

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the world-famous food critic.

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Oh, it's awful!

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A parrot just told me
that I'm annoying and conceited,

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and that it makes some people
physically sick just to have me around.

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Hey, when he's right, he's right.

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[all sobbing]

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And there's so much mercury in our fish,

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you can take your temperature
with a halibut.

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I never knew everything was so awful!

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Oh, not only that but the air... Ha!

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We're taking you to see Dr. Whipple!

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And if you're nice,
Jon will buy us some ice cream.

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Oh, great!

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I'm lactose intolerant.

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[lively music]

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[Dr. Whipple] All right.

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Just lie there and tell me
how you got to be

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so utterly and totally negative.

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Well, I guess it all started
when I was an egg.

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[nodding]

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My mother started passing out
recipes for omelets.

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What?

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That's awful...

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Dr. Whipple will cure Paxton's
down in the mouth outlook.

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He's a brilliant man and very strong.

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[sobbing] Here.

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Take his poor parrot home.

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I can't help him.

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I can't even help myself.

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[sobbing]

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Oh... This is... this is terrible!

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Hey, if you really feel like crying,

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wait 'til you see
the bill you're gonna get for this.

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[sobbing]

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[lively music]

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[Odie barks]

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...and not only is this planet doomed,

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but have you seen the Fall TV schedule?

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Even massive quantities of lasagna
couldn't cheer me up now.

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Can't you think
good thoughts about anything?

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What?

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Name me one thing in this world
that's pure and innocent and happy.

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-[Doorbell]
-[happy barking]

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Jon! I brought Odie back!

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[cuckoo]

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[Jon laughs]

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Hey, I'm glad to see you too, boy.

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-[happy barking]
-[Garfield laughs]

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Hey, and even I'll admit
I'm glad to see you, too.

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[interrogative moan]

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Odie, this is our new friend,
Paxton the Parrot.

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Hey, knock it off, mutt!

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You don't know where that tongue's been!

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It's unsanitary! It's messy! It's...

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It's kind of nice in a way...

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Hey, is he always this happy?

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You think this is happy,
try throwing a stick he can fetch.

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He'll be your best friend forever.

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Gee... I never had a best friend.

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I never had a friend of any kind.

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[Odie mutters]

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Looks like you've got one now.

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[giggling]

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What's this all about, Jon?

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I'm not sure...

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[cuddling sounds]

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It's about a parrot
who's finding a whole new way

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to look at the world.

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Wow.

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It's been six months
since my boss took Paxton back.

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And now I can't believe
that parrot has his own TV show.

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What's so odd about that?

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I have my own TV show.

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And a darn good one, at that.

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[TV] And now, here he is!

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The most popular motivational-speaker
parrot in the entire world!

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Paxton!

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-[applause]
-[cheering]

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Thank you, thank you!

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You're beautiful.

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And you know what else is, people?

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Life is.

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You just have to know where to look.

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I'll be talking about that
on today's show,

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about how there's wonderment
and love and happiness out there

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if you'll just let it in.

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But first, I want to dedicate
tonight's show to my best friend forever,

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Odie the Puppy.

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Hiya, Odie!

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[Odie barks]

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Odie, that's you!

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Well, the eleven and a half minutes
is almost up,

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so this is the end of the cartoon.

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I'll just add that Paxton's right.

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Life is great.

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[eating sound]

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But it's even better with pizza.

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[Paxton] Consider how amazing
the Earth is,

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how fascinating each
and every person on it can be!

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[croaks]

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[upbeat music]

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Subtitling: ECLAIR